once upon a time i set out on a journey to become a hipster. then, everything changed when the moffat nation attacked.
warning: occasional nightblogger. reading my posts may make you want to take off your clothes, and that's okay.
You citizens of Tumblrania seem pretty well informed on the subject, so I figured I’d ask you instead of Google.
What is the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality?
So, pansexuality. Does that include animals? Tacos? wait, actually i’m really attracted to tacos dangit im having an existential crisis brb
JOSS WHEDON
okay can we TALK about the season finale of dollhouse because mascara is on my face in the wrong places like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU GENIUS MADMAN YOU.
he’s a perfect human being that i happen to want to punch in the face. with a chair.
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
can i be that cat. please. i will sacrifice 5 thing
(Source: lipgallagher)
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
(Source: laissesaigner)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
